Pagan problem: being drawn to deities that don’t have much written about them

That’s when you put on your cool sunglasses, jump in the car, and speed off on the highway laughing maniacally toward the exciting world of UPG.



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I have crafted Ptah a sandwich using homemade bread.

This is not a drill.

I read this as “I have crafted a Ptah sandwich” and then I was confused.

I need a bread pan in the shape of Ptah so I can make Ptah shaped bread and then make Ptah shaped sandwiches.

Also we should get bread pans in the shape of the ma’at feather


How to witchcraft








  1. light those
  2. stab this
  3. carve that
  4. shake jar
  5. say the thing

6. Knock pans together

7. yell

8. Collect items that are completely useless but you need them anyways.

9. cat

10. Fill your pockets with acorns and random rocks.

11. Hoard jars and boxes

12. cry

13. Naked


I’ve never interacted much with Norse gods, but I definitely just had a rune pretty much shoved in my face and now I’m very confused


How to witchcraft


  1. light those
  2. stab this
  3. carve that
  4. shake jar
  5. say the thing

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daggeroftherose said: Hey sorry if I'm sending this again I think ym ask got eaten >< I'm interested in getting to know bastet and was basically wondering how you know whetehr she likes you back or not or if she gains and interest in you eventually?


The best way to tell if Bast likes you is to just ask Her outright. She’s a very direct Goddess and if She likes you, She’ll tell you. You just have to ask Her.
I dont think Bast is ever NOT interested in gaining followers. If you feel intimidated, just let Her know how you feel. The best way to forge a relationship with Her is to talk to Her directly. Bast understands that it’s going to be a symbiotic relationship. If you need something, tell Her. In return, She’ll give you Her expectations and She’ll help you reach them. She isn’t just going to put some rules in your lap and abandon you— like a mentor, She’ll teach you and stay with you the whole way.
Basically, just communicate with Her. Be direct, cut to the chase, and just ask if She’s interested in getting to know you as a devotee. Chances are, the answer will be yes. Just remember that the answer may not come immediately— She does have Goddess things to do after all, and it might take a day or two for Her to get back to you

Important to note, do actually try and meet those expectations. I broke a promise to her once and the next day my statue of her fell from a place it should not have been able to, and shattered.

She’s still pretty mad at me, so don’t fuck with her. Just be honest if you feel you can’t do something




This morning I had a memo in my brain left from Ra. And he was all grumpy at me “I don’t WANT all of this extra attention! Rawr! D:<”

And I told him he was the worst god ever because all gods want attn and to STFU cuz I do what I want.

And in the background I see Set going “That’s my girl! Pissing off the boss man!!” he was so proud.

Project Bury Ra in Chocolate, folks.

That’s how he always is to me though, he always prefers to be like a background observer and never be involved in anything directly







This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

I… Mmmmm…. I feel like this is greatly oversimplified but… I can’t be arsed to prove it… Fellow Kemetics, can I leave this one to you guys?

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